This THING in my garage!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And mind you it has walked away...yukking it up in MY garage somewhere!!!! I am no longer safe in my own home!!!
I went out there for cereal and didn't see him/her...IT, whatever, when I went out there! I could have been jumped on by that thing!!! Lunged at I tell you!!!! Either way, I decided after perusing the selection of cereal I would just make oatmeal. So I turned around and THAT is what I saw! 
I know you people are out there...you..you spider lovers!!! You certainly don't run in any circles I am in...but tell me. Tell me what kind of spider this is...cause right now my mind is running rampant to Wolf Spider...Brown Recluse...NASTY kinds of spiders!!!Sigh....Of all the places and all the joints....
My skin now crawls...I know twitch...I have issues. I need a can of hair spray and a lighter...essential items! And now that I have sufficiently searched the web we now add one more type of spider...Hobo Spider...of course no one can agree on whether this is as deadly if not worse than the Brown Recluse or not...different opinions on this. Which says to me just kill ALL of them!!! And just so you know, they all look the same to me...I think they are inter breading!
And apparently if you want to identify a spider I needed to look it in the eye and count how many eyes it has...YEAH RIGHT! Sickos!
I could go on and on about this but I'll stop tormenting myself and you guys...I have to go to bed...I've been avoiding it...my room is right next to the garage...you see my problem?
I think Wolf Spider.. Brown Recluse are tiny and you wouldn't see it till too late. I think you just need to burn the house down :)
ReplyDeleteI tossed and turned ALL night!! I think it looks like a Wolf Spider AND a female Hobo Spider...I'm telling you there's a whole new species out there cause they are inter breading...trying to make a super spider if you will!!!
ReplyDeleteInstead of your camera Missy why didn't you get the RAID??????? HELLO???? Big shoe smack? You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteNo raid...thought about the shoe but didn't want to hear that thing crunch and it was SO early in the morning...I wasn't thinking clearly...Frank is still looking for it...2 days now..
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