My kids: "Why did Auntie Nikki leave the skull thing at our house?"
Me: "Uh, that's not from your Auntie. That's been sitting outside for months now, from a wind storm awhile back, no one has been listening to me when I've been telling you that it's out there, not even your dad (who brought it in saying, look what I found)."
First thought to myself: Why doesn't anyone listen to me????
Second thought to myself: Those boys don't know their Auntie as well as they think they do!